DEPARTMENT OF DEVELOPER METRICS
EMPLOYEE TOKEN CONSUMPTION REPORT
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See how much you're spending on Claude Code. Compare with other operatives. Unlock achievements.
Your Claude Code usage patterns have been... monitored. Catalogued. Judged. This is the for Claude Code power users — anonymous by default, quarterly. Your have been noted.
Run npx -y existentialburn@latest > upload.json to see where you stand. Or sit. Preferably sit.
DEPT. OF AI OVERSIGHT
SPECIMEN ACHIEVEMENT DOSSIER
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The following is a sample of achievements awarded to operatives of distinction. Specimens have been selected across all clearance levels for departmental review.
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Night Owl
50%+ sessions started between 10pm-4am
0.8% · legendaryCLASSIFIED
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Intervention Needed
$50,000+ in API costs. We're genuinely concerned.
2.1% · epicCLASSIFIED
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Marathon Coder
Single session with 500+ messages
8.4% · rareCLASSIFIED
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Touch Grass
A session lasting over 8 hours. Please go outside.
23.5% · uncommonCLASSIFIED
DEPT. OF AI OVERSIGHTFirst Upload
Upload your Claude stats for the first time
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STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE
FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY
1
Extract Your Stats
Run npx -y existentialburn@latest > upload.json — or just try the demo first to see what you'll get.
2
Upload & Review
Drop the file on the upload page. Preview your data. Decide what the world gets to see (and judge).
3
Face the Board
Your stats hit the burn rate leaderboard. See where you rank. Form teams. Embrace the existential burn.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I get my stats data?
A: Run npx -y existentialburn@latest > upload.json in your terminal. It reads your local Claude Code data and extracts only token counts and timestamps — your prompts never leave your machine.
Q: Is my data safe?
A: You choose the redaction level. We never store raw data without consent.
Q: What are seasons?
A: Leaderboards reset quarterly. Your history stays, rankings start fresh.
Q: Can I delete my data?
A: Yes, from your profile. Entries are removed from all leaderboards.
Your File Has Been Requested
The department requires your compliance. Upload your stats. Check the leaderboard. There is no opting out. (There is opting out. We respect your data.)
No file handy? Try with sample data
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