DEPARTMENT OF DEVELOPER METRICS
EMPLOYEE TOKEN CONSUMPTION REPORT
TOP SECRET
See how much you're spending on Claude Code. Compare with other developers. Unlock achievements.
TOP SECRETMANDATORY REVIEW
Your Claude Code usage patterns have been... monitored. Catalogued. Judged. This is the leaderboard and dashboard for Claude Code power users — anonymous by default, quarterly.
Run npx -y existentialburn@latest > upload.json to see where you stand. Or sit. Preferably sit.
DEPT. OF AI OVERSIGHT
STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE
FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY
1
Extract Your Stats
Run npx -y existentialburn@latest > upload.json — or just try the demo first to see what you'll get.
2
Upload & Review
Drop the file on the upload page. Preview your data. Decide what the world gets to see (and judge).
3
Face the Board
Your stats hit the burn rate leaderboard. See where you rank. Form teams. Embrace the existential burn.
Departmental Programs
EXPOSED
Burn Rate Leaderboard
Who burned the most tokens? Who spent the most? Ranked by tokens burned, money spent, and sessions logged. Form teams and compete collectively.
MERIT
Achievements
Unlock badges for dubious accomplishments. Night Owl. Context Overloader. The Burninator.
REDACTED
Redact & Share
Choose what to reveal. Minimal, standard, or paranoid redaction before your data goes public.
DEPT. OF AI OVERSIGHT
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
UNCLASSIFIED
Q: How do I get my stats data?
A: Run npx -y existentialburn@latest > upload.json in your terminal. It reads your local Claude Code data and extracts only token counts and timestamps — your prompts never leave your machine.
Q: Is my data safe?
A: You choose the redaction level. We never store raw data without consent.
Q: What are seasons?
A: Leaderboards reset quarterly. Your history stays, rankings start fresh.
Q: Can I delete my data?
A: Yes, from your profile. Entries are removed from all leaderboards.
Your File Has Been Requested
The department requires your compliance. Upload your stats. Check the leaderboard. There is no opting out. (There is opting out. We respect your data.)
No file handy? Try with sample data
DEPT OF AI OVERSIGHT